Superman and Wonder Woman are apparently pairing up as a super-couple. I haven’t really been reading much of the new DC stuff lately, so I’m not sure why Lois Lane is out of the picture, but it does make sense that Superman would need an equally-super powered girlfriend if he ever wanted to do anything more than hold hands…..
Google “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” for Larry Niven’s amusing essay detailing the problems that Superman would face in having sex.
Done it SUPERSTYLE? Okay, now I’m imagining all sorts of naughty things. I’ve never spent a lot of time speculating about the, um, habits of fictional superheroes. For instance, I’ve never wonder who would win in a foot race, Superman or the Flash, or whether the Thing was stronger than the Hulk. Nope, didn’t have time for any of those puerile arguments. But now…superstyle? Really? Goodness…
Chance is about to get screwed in every sense of the word
And if you’re wondering does that mean he’s going to be inserted into a block of wood and then rotated until he fastens it to another, the answer is YES! Or at least that’s what I’d do if I were his partners once I caught up to him. Hey, Chance obviously already has a pointed head,