{"id":761,"date":"2015-03-15T20:45:09","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T06:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/?p=761"},"modified":"2015-03-15T20:45:09","modified_gmt":"2015-03-16T06:45:09","slug":"squirrel-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/?p=761","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel Farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The squirrel gets more dangerous with each new page.<\/p>\n<p>I sometimes feel like the comic gets a little too serious and somber, but this definitely isn&#8217;t one of those times.<\/p>\n<p>One of the odd things that came to mind as I was finishing this page was that since the Henchmen were probably renting the car, I wondered how they would explain the damage when they had to turn it back in again.\u00c2\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think &#8216;hole drilled in roof by hostile robot squirrel&#8217; is a standard car rental damage complaint&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The squirrel gets more dangerous with each new page. I sometimes feel like the comic gets a little too serious and somber, but this definitely isn&#8217;t one of those times. One of the odd things that came to mind as I was finishing this page was that since the Henchmen were probably renting the car, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[3,130,132],"tags":[134,16,115,146,15,23,14,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}