When I was a kid Superman’s “fortress of solitude” was a big ice cave somewhere up north with a large yellow door that he had to open with a giant key.\u00c2\u00a0 Supposedly the idea was that only Superman was strong enough to be able to use the key, but I always wondered why he needed a door and a key in the first place.\u00c2\u00a0 Why not just place a really big, heavy object in the way that only Superman could move in the first place?<\/p>\n
That’s the idea behind Roid Rage’s hiding place.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s just hidden under a big block of concrete that he thinks only he can move.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course, if he forgets to seal it back up again, it doesn’t do him any good at all.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe that was the point behind Superman’s giant key and door – he was more likely to remember to close it up when he left….<\/p>\n
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