{"id":323,"date":"2011-12-05T01:01:52","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T11:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2011-12-04T13:50:04","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T23:50:04","slug":"you-wanna-see-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"You Wanna See Bad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Neanderthal has been carrying around a big sword in a holder\u00c2\u00a0 since the first time I introduced him into the story. There&#8217;s an old saying about telling stories that says that you shouldn&#8217;t show a gun if you don&#8217;t intend to have someone shoot it some time during the tale.\u00c2\u00a0 I suppose the same thing is true for big swords as well, and so here we are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Neanderthal has been carrying around a big sword in a holder\u00c2\u00a0 since the first time I introduced him into the story. There&#8217;s an old saying about telling stories that says that you shouldn&#8217;t show a gun if you don&#8217;t intend to have someone shoot it some time during the tale.\u00c2\u00a0 I suppose the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[5,100,3],"tags":[60,61,54,16,12,15,23,51,18],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.henchmenonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}